Reason #4 to get married:
You have someone to call at midnight when you're driving home from late-night work and your tire blows out on a busy highway.
The Perfect Man:
Stays on the phone for 15 mins convincing you you're ok while he drives to you
Pulls his car beside yours for light even though its in the woods
Has a reflective triange to warn oncommming traffic
Has a portable elcctronic air pump
Stays good-humored and positive
Drives 45 mph behind you for 10 mins
Pumps the spare up with a bike pump when the electronic pump dies out
Is willing to take a second shower to clean up after even though his dermatologist said only 1/day
ahhh man susannah...you've just about convinced me... ;)
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